This is the only celebrity auto/biography I have ever read where I wound up strongly disliking the person it was about. Tony Curtis only cared about:

1. his hair
2. his good looks
3. women's breasts
4. banging everyone he saw
5. his hair

He cheated on all his wives; one of his wives cheats on him and he flips out. Someone doesn't like him, it's because he's Jewish, not because he's a dick. I appreciated his opinions about the movie stars he met along the way because I love reading about that, but I think that it was very one-sided. I think the reason Henry Fonda was so cold to him was that Tony was and is a complete douchebag.